thebootydiaries:

person: you look dead

me: thanks

cerastes:

Tumblr User, Outside For The First Time In A Decade: *sees a bald man and an Asian man on the way back from groceries*

Tumblr User: “HOLY SHIT GUYS, I SAW SETHERMAN EVERMAN AND HIDEO KOJIMA FIGHTING IN A PARKING LOT ON THE WAY BACK FROM WALMART, IT’S REALLY A PVP ENABLED ZONE HHDRSDJUDCHURGIFFBJYRHIUFHI!!!”

blargh-ish:

nijuukoo:

nevver:

Common Phrases Correctly

Oh thank the gods

You could always nip it in the butt too if that makes you happy.

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thecrackshiplollipop:

buzzfeedtasty:

Short Rib Ragù

Keep reading

THIS VIDEO IS SO WHOLESOME FOR PRIDE MONTH

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sexanax:

lonershawty:

isaackokiri:

sexanax:

lonershawty:

i miss him.

hes ugly and washes his face with hand soap and has holes in his boxers stop

I’m a guy, what am I supposed to wash my face with?

……………y’all

proof that men are not worth crying over

mystraightfriend:

Not my usual post; but those who have a voice need to say stand up for those you can’t. This is truly evil.

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tahthetrickster:

when you walk past your cat’s food bowl and they start screaming at you even though you both know full well you put food in there barely an hour ago

hormel:

kagekubi:

not for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The bird’s name is Dog Water

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kanyewesticle:

it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning

dismembered-dreams:

OH MY GOD.

(Source: fuckyeahwierd)